he’s brawny, he’s burly, he’s a real hunk, and he works at a coffee shop
he’s a baraista
what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth
what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson
"Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling."
if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”